I'll Always Be There For You

When a girl dumps you,
doesn’t want to see you anymore,
and her departing words are:

"I’ll always be there for you."

What does that mean?

Does it mean when you are lonely and horny and missing
her naked body you can call her up and she’ll come
over and suck your cock? I think probably not.

Does it mean you can meet up for coffee and she can
tell you all the great things happening in her world,
how she is so happy and her new relationship is
fabulous? I think fuck that.

"I’ll always be there for you."

Thanks, I’m going to forget that you exist.