How I became a Rolling Stones fan
by McCutcheon
I knew the songs on the radio
The popular hits
Heard so many times they lose meaning
Then one night
I had a warm burning uneasy feeling
Coursing through my body
My friend's older sister
Played 19th Nervous Breakdown
On a portable recorder
As I was crying
The sister gave me a valium
And I understood Mothers Little Helper
It was a few months later
At a summer party
I got into Brown Sugar and Bitch
The popular hits
Heard so many times they lose meaning
Then one night
I had a warm burning uneasy feeling
Coursing through my body
My friend's older sister
Played 19th Nervous Breakdown
On a portable recorder
As I was crying
The sister gave me a valium
And I understood Mothers Little Helper
It was a few months later
At a summer party
I got into Brown Sugar and Bitch