Angelina Jolie

I married a hick with s snake like dick

Angelina Jolie is one pretty angel, baby. Those lips, those tits, those hips. They can make you forget the shit. And even if this introduction seems a bit crude just to make a point, we don’t think she would mind too much. Angelina is one provocative actress. Her roles are sexy, fast paced, drug-addled, and fucked up. Just the way we like things at Pax Acidus. Angelina also drinks pints of Guinness. A Goddess drinking God’s nectar. Cheers to that.

- written by McCutcheon


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