howard

A Short Poem About Howard Stern

by McCutcheon
I go running in central park
At eleven AM when decent people are at work
When I go running I see Howard Stern
He runs after work I run because I’m unemployed
He runs between two women I run alone

When I run I see Howard Stern
I also see the graffiti
BIG white words that say
‘Howard Stern fucks his mother to pay the rent’
I don’t know if Howard sees it too
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