I must admit I have only recently been turned on to Truman Capote. Alas, I am a late bloomer and am normally the last one to find out about stuff. Regardless, he is now on my personal A list of author ... - excerpted from In Cold Blood by Sloth

The cock of a king The pussy of a princess My nose and penis Looks noble Like that of a Roman Emperor Her body is a bulimic gorgeous feast Eaten and shucked whole 10 times is not enough She ... - excerpted from Fucking by McCutcheon

When I buy the new Goldie album I am pretty excited because I get a free poster of the man with it. My anticipation is further built up from having seen the genius' face on all the covers of the music ... - excerpted from Saturnzreturn by McCutcheon

"Oh Lord, from Heaven to Hell." My girlfriend moans and rolls over away from me. Alex is feeling the first exploding pain of hangover. Last night was wild. We took ecstasy, snorted many lines of co ... - excerpted from Messy Swingers by McCutcheon

The 21st Century Belongs To Gregory Corso. Childhood spent unloved and abandoned by his mother and father. Teenaged years spent jailed in New York for petty theft. 20s and 30s spent starving and wr ... - excerpted from Gregory Corso by Sloth

Response to this article by McCutcheon: Ah! Jean Paul Sartre was right. Hell is other people. I wrote a hundred pages about why Dr. Laura should have her tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole but th ... - excerpted from Bend Over, Dr. Laura by McCutcheon

McCutcheon's first novel is out now:.