"A good God damn good morning to you. Oomph! Yes, this is an accelerated culture. Sick to death of the millennium. Y2K is boring. Fuck, I hope it happens. And what does that mean? Will people die? People are always dying. Will the world come crashing down? I’ll be amazed if we survive. I’ll be su ..."

- Excerpted from Beer For Breakfast by McCutcheon